I Ran and Lied

So Iran has no nuclear weapons. A surprising revelation? No, it should not be. The fact that Ahmewhatshisname was saying that until he was purple in the face did not stop the Bush empire from labeling he and Iran as evil.

Do we believe that Bush just realized that Iran has no nuclear weapon capability? No, obviously not, he needs more people. The report was just released to the public, which means that it had be reviewed by the inner-circle some time ago. Just as before Bush has unapologetically deceived the public

Now that Bush has the gas face will he take back any of the things he said about Iran or ease some of the pressure? You guessed it again, nope! He actually wants to continue the pressure, because the report also highlighted the fact that sanctions are weakening Iran. There's nothing like being wrong and strong, but that is the hallmark of Bush's entire two-term presidency.

I get the distinct impression that everything the president and his cabinet does is right even when it's wrong because it's still right. If it were wrong, he would not tell us. He does not have to tell us because he is the commander in chief.

Cradle to Grave : Pimp C Dead at 33

Sweet Jones

The news is saying his death is being trated as a homocide. He was found in a Los Angeles hotel after the police responded to a 911 call. Bastards!

UGK is really official though. It's especially sad when the good rappers die.

Remember his reckless airing out of industry folks? Pimp C was trill, realer than most.

Anyway God rest the dead.

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I'll Fire you AFTER you mow my lawn ...

Wow! So Romney fired a landscaping company that he believed to be hiring illegal criminals as he called them. He knew that that they employed undocumented workers since at least last year. But beseeched the owner of the company to only legal workers.

I wonder how he found out that they were still using undocumented workers? Maybe in the same unAmerican way that Giuliani was suggesting. Also, why now? Why after Giuliani called him out on it and after he pigheadedly bungled the debate? Hmm, sounds like the work of an image consultant

Now that he has fired this company, taxes will most likely go up!

The moral of the story is never trust politicians and if your taxes go up don't blame it on the immigrants

More on the Romney antics here

Girls Gone Wild in The White House?????

Look at what happens when a decrepit reporter tries to petition the the Bush regime. Perino rebukes Thomas and evades her questions. This is as scary as it is funny. Getting rid of democracy one reporter at a time, sounds like what Putin is doing in the Kremlin. Don't believe me, look at this

Thomas may one herself in the end, she did say she would kill herself if Cheney became president!

Russian Dressing - Star and Bucwild

I have it from a good source that the incorrigable rawkus radio duo Star and Bucwild will be coming back to the New York airwaves. Maybe the 427 people that signed this petition only had enough muscle to put them on a Russian station.

The ignorant but highly rated brothers will be on Pulse 87 in New York. Never heard of it, but I'm sure the loyal Star and Buc fans will get extra antennae to listen when they start in January.

The trouble is that the station currently has a Russian format. We know that the 'organized' community might not be too happy to hear a Top 40 format. Well Star had better keep that thing tucked just in case anybody approaches him with a potato silencer. Let's see if Hot 97 and Power 105 will be programming country music now!

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Found: Bin Laden's Nephews

There is no sensible explanation for this video. It's just hilarious. This woman found bin Laden's nephews on a train platform in England. Let's vote for deploying her to Afghanistan or the basement of the White House to find bin Laden.

Could you imagine if she confiscated one of bin Laden's Al-Jazeera tapes??? Too funny!

The Republican Debate: Saturday Night Live

Being on CNN made this debate credible. But most of the responses to the questions were laughable. Inflated egos, records, statistics made for an amusing debate. They all tried to out conservative each other. It's too bad Anderson Cooper did not warn the candidates that the debate was a spin-free zone. Mr. Fantastic, er Mitt Romney tried to demoralize everyone from illegal aliens to the Guantanamo Bay detainees and even gays (well that wasn't surprising). There was nothing new in this debate.

Here's an ADHD rundown

• Huckabee sounded like a preacher - He tried to channel MLK's spirit into each response with his compassionate conservatist schtick. As a minister, if he felt that Jesus was too smart to become a politician, I guess we don't have to wonder how he feels about himself.
  
• Giuliani fabricated crime statistics and 'security' spending - Apparently fiscal austerity doesn't apply to tricking on his misses in the Hamptons. He said due to threats he needed 24 hour security. Either Donna Hanover was on that ass or Kucinich's aliens were trying to land the mothership on Giuliani's dome.


• Mitt Romney was a proud father of a gun-toting son - He gleefully announced that his son Josh had two guns. Romney wants to add waterboarding to the second amendment because it's well within our duties and rights as Americans-not torture.
  
• McCain just looked tired-Not that I'm vain, but he needs to demand no tight close-up shots in his appearance contracts. If the media cannot comply, maybe he should not attend the debates, we won't miss you Johnny! pRoMiSe.

... Just in case you were keeping score Tancredo won!

He was bold enough to do it and strong enough to be a hypocrite--hire illegal criminals for a quick fix

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